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Сергей, а где вы есть - в ВК или в ФБ? Есть к вам вопрос.Фейсбук давно забросил, в ВК имеюсь. Вопрос задавайте, тут и отвечу, или что-то секретное?
... Можно ли еще портреты постить, гламурье всякое, мейнстрим? ...Backwoods, портретов с гламурьём и так хватает, а вот с помойками беда. Есть помойки у Вас?
А что, население, как тут дела обстоят? Можно ли еще портреты постить, гламурье всякое, мейнстрим? Или тока вокруг журнала вся мозаика?Backwoods, и можно, и нужно) Но только с вашими прекрасными рассказами!
Привет, население! Как поживаемость? Как бои на ИИ-шном фронте? Журналы выпускаете? Флешмобы регулярно проходят. Жизнь кипит? Ну кипит же? Отлично!Backwoods, почему у модели пузан и надгрудан естественного цвета, а лицо с кистяшечками не очень того...)
Привет, население! Как поживаемость? Как бои на ИИ-шном фронте? Журналы выпускаете? Флешмобы регулярно проходят. Жизнь кипит? Ну кипит же? Отлично!Backwoods, модель рукой у уха и взглядом с поволокой на губы свои великие...недоумевает... Неужели меня не на тридцатьпятке на кубе или венесуэле оформили...
Zan Zanzib, может быть я что-то сделал некорректно..., я просто отрезал верх снимка до рукава поднятой руки модели. Спасибо.Владимир Ермолаев, видимо не сработала фича корректировки
Владимир Ермолаев, Владимир, извините, я искал, но не нашел отличия в вашем варианте кадрирования, не объясните?Zan Zanzib, может быть я что-то сделал некорректно..., я просто отрезал верх снимка до рукава поднятой руки модели. Спасибо.
Ver recorte Кстати, этот вариант тоже показался интересным... Спасибо.Владимир Ермолаев, Владимир, извините, я искал, но не нашел отличия в вашем варианте кадрирования, не объясните?
Aleksey Prokudin58,Viktor Kirillov, tell me, Vitya, why are you always nodding at some boss's arse? Or did you have something like that in your youth, so now you see and sense this happening in everyone else? Maybe you had a strict boss somewhere, who used to bully you like a slob? Or did something else happen to you, some story in your life? Tell us about it, don't be afraid, tell us. Vitya, when they take you for this soft spot, you immediately point the finger at others. I've noticed a certain stolidity in you. And don't point the finger at others, don't point it out. You're better off answering for yourself. Why don't you have a pension, huh? Because you have no work experience. And it seems to me you haven't even been there for a year. That's why they assigned you social security, you slacker. And did you think they'd pay you a general's pension? And did you even earn that pension? No, Vitya, you haven't earned anything. It's others who feed you, a parasite, and pay you a pension at others' expense, because other people work, as you say, kissing the boss's butt. You should bow down to them and say thank you. And you're not grateful for that either.
Yes, Vasya, your time has come. Licking the boss's ass pays very well these days, but the competition is fierce, and there's a long line of people waiting. Go on, they might even give you a medal at the village meeting, and pay for your funeral services.
Viktor Kirillov, what luck you've had, they'll even give you a full indexation. I'd give you the opposite, so it wouldn't be a nickel but a tenner. Or maybe you don't even need to pay. You planted potatoes, so go ahead and plant them and eat them.Aleksey Prokudin58,
There was nothing to take from you; they didn't take taxes on savings before, but instead charged interest. And you still didn't pay into the pension fund with potatoes, or with that side job you were peddling to the villagers. How come they didn't give you a year in prison for parasitism? They probably just made you up somewhere while you were slogging away on your side jobs. So our state is kind, it takes care of you, a parasite, so you can have at least a crust of bread and a roll, so you can cook yourself a little soup. It pays you the minimum wage. You're not capable of anything else anyway, not then and not now. And as for offshore companies, well, Vitya, who stopped you from going there, on yachts? Huh? You never had a yacht, just a rusty bicycle... You're upset that someone else has one. So you whine here like a stray dog.
And you can't steal, and you can't even keep watch. You're completely useless. You don't even want to plant potatoes now. You've lived off your village your whole life. You had to work to get a decent pension. And you squandered your life for nothing.
Aleksey Prokudin58,Viktor Kirillov, look how lucky you are, they'll even give you a full-fledged indexation. I'd give you the opposite, so it wouldn't be a nickel for you, but a chervonets from you. Or maybe you don't need to pay at all. You planted potatoes, so keep planting them and eat them.
Here on TV they're promising pension indexation, an unprecedented display of generosity, a rip-off. Or maybe I have a ruble, and now they're generously promising to return it to me (not a given), and for this government, Alyoshenka, I should have given my life, in Afghanistan, Chechnya, and other wars in the Soviet Union. What have I done for my country? I planted potatoes in my garden, increased the state's food sovereignty, provided photo and video services to the population, kept all my hard-earned currency in a savings bank, didn't take it offshore on a yacht, and didn't undermine the financial sovereignty of the Motherland. I think that's quite enough for the average citizen.
Viktor Kirillov, Viktor! Tell me one thing. You're such a smart guy, you know everything about the CPSU Central Committee, General Secretaries, and Presidents, how a country should be run. What to do, who to be friends with, and who not to. You know how and where our army should be. Even though you hid from her in your grandmother's basement, even getting yourself a white ticket just to avoid going there. You know how someone earned their yacht dishonestly, and who did it honestly.Aleksey Prokudin58,
You know how to steal from someone who needs it.
And why are you so poor? Why was your last rusty bike stolen? And you don't have enough money to buy a new one, even if it's your pension? And your pictures are so wonderful, it makes me want to cry. And after watching it, you'll have nightmares for three weeks.
Tell me, Viktar, how did it happen in this life of yours that everything is so random and unpredictable? Everyone bullies you, robs you, and won't pay your pension, how much do you expect? Even though you didn't earn it.
Why not here right away, but by email? What's the point of this extra step?Anyway, there'll be a lot of text, and the public might not accept it. Well, whatever you say, you're not only afraid of the frequency band, you can't use instant messaging. Sorry, folks, Vitya requested this:
Viktor Kirillov,Backwoods,
No, bro, I'll email you tomorrow. I'll read the replies and post the results here. You want publicity, right?
First the money, then the chairs, start apologizingNo, bro, I'll email you tomorrow. I'll read the responses and post the results here. You want publicity, right?
Viktor Kirillov,Backwoods,
Again, you're talking about grievances. It's a good start, if you can justify it. And why are you avoiding direct dialogue without posting it on a photo site? I can clarify all my statements. Why are you hiding? Let's talk on Skype, or by email? Five minutes, and all the problems will be resolved.
You're a good man, Seryozha, but stupid. Is this a normal start to a dialogue?You're talking about grievances again. It's a good start if you can justify it. And why are you avoiding direct dialogue without posting it on a photo site? I can clarify all my statements. Why are you hiding? Let's talk on Skype, or email? Five minutes, and all the problems will be solved. Do you have Telegram?
Yes, Seryozha, "respect must be earned" seems to be how you put it.Actually, it wasn't me. That wasn't my phrase; it was Ben Shapiro, who butts heads in political debates.
Viktor Kirillov,Backwoods,
I understand. It's much easier to pick a fight than to master a frequency.
Let's look.
No, Seryozha, it won't work out like before, jokingly chatting about models and blue lard.I understand. It's much easier to pick on someone than to master frequency decomposition.
"Politics" has completely ruined Vitya, our agrarian has become stupid in the political field. Find yourself a conversation partner in the field of professional photography with knowledge of frequency decomposition.
Viktor Kirillov,Backwoods,
Yes, Vitya, it's always like that with you. You only diagnose, and everyone else is supposed to save her, except you. Where did you get the rutabaga? At least send me a cucumber... But you don't have a cucumber, you couldn't grow a rusty bucket, let alone a cucumber.
Okay, you've convinced me. I'll bring this one (not Masha) to you, but you don't care, I'll bring her for a rest. Can you find a place on the stove? Will you pump her with calcium? But only calcium! Try pumping anything else – she fights hard.
And then I'll post on the news – a farmer saved a baby (she weighs 42 kg), honor to him and a yacht. Or a rubber boat, depending on how you save it.
This is for Roma, he's our savior of the disadvantaged and legless, and all I have in the garden is rutabaga, and 90% of that is laced with stones (not precious ones), and it needs calcium, and calcium comes from fish, and fish...Yes, Vitya, it's always like that with you. You only diagnose, while everyone else should be saving, except you. Where did you get rutabaga? At least send me a cucumber... But you don't have a cucumber, you couldn't grow a rusty bucket, let alone a cucumber.
Viktor Kirillov,Backwoods,
Thank you for your concern, you're very responsive. I'll send you the card number now, transfer millions of dollars to it, help this girl. It's not difficult for you, and together we can handle it.
Seryozha continues his creative exercises.Thank you for your concern, you're very responsive. I'll send you the card number now, transfer millions of dollars there, help the girl. It's not difficult for you, and together we can handle it.
[Viktor Kirillov,Backwoods,
Viktor Kirillovich, why are you being so sarcastic here? Where were you before? They were all over you, but you forgot to even ram the yacht.
About the leg, I'll explain, of course. You're not much of an orthopedist, just like a photographer. Because of your small pension, you're eating unhealthy food, eating a lot of plant-based foods, and burdock and burdock are bad carbohydrates. That's why you have kidney stones and head stones. Now I understand what it means to be stubborn. But there's a silver lining: stones are durable, you'll live a long and healthy life. But it's a sour taste.
... Envy is Vakhtang, ordinary envy. Seryozha posts his Masha with a sore leg, but doesn't understand the beauty of the world....Viktor Kirillovich, why are you so sarcastic here? Where were you before? They plastered provocation all over your face, and you even forgot to screw the yacht.
Edu, ну, извините... я, правда, не хотел! Но если вы признались, то пусть будет по-вашему; мокрому всегда видней = кто сливал и скока слили!Alloxa (Psygraphia), Давайте о фотографии, а меряться всяким разном скучно
Буду рад слить ещё, вы только намекните...
Alloxa (Psygraphia), Слив засчитанEdu, ну, извините... я, правда, не хотел! Но если вы признались, то пусть будет по-вашему; мокрому всегда видней = кто сливал и скока слили!
Edu, перезапустите своего бота = он стал жутко галлюцинировать = приписывать мне, то чего я не говорил, за такую разнузданность обычно следует хук справа в челюсть, если на улице. Или вручение красной карточки с порицательными возгласами публики и киданием женских прокладок в виновника.Alloxa (Psygraphia), Слив засчитан
Соберитесь уже! ;)
Хорошо, что вы больше не отрицаете напряги и неестественность.Edu, перезапустите своего бота = он стал жутко галлюцинировать = приписывать мне, то чего я не говорил, за такую разнузданность обычно следует хук справа в челюсть, если на улице. Или вручение красной карточки с порицательными возгласами публики и киданием женских прокладок в виновника.
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